This Just In….Jesus Hates the Packers.
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In honor of our favorite shows’ season premieres, this week’s showdown features a couple of heavyweights: Frank “The Trashman” Reynolds vs. Kenny “F*ing” Powers. Powers was once the best pitcher in all of baseball until drug problems sidelined his career and the Trashman will literally do anything he can to disgust his opponent. It’s almost too close for us to predict. We’d ask Jesus who he thinks will win but he really doesn’t care as long as the Packers aren’t playing. He really hates the Packers.
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Suds Wants You To Know: Jesus also hates Notre Dame, the White Sox, the Cardinals, the Vikings, the Red Wings and Hugh Jackman.
Tags: Chicago Bears, Eastbound and Down, Green Bay Packers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jesus, Kenny Powers
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